Starting 2010 with Crap (pun intended)
*DISCLAIMER*
If you have a very weak stomach or easily offended by disgusting "bodily waste material", then I advise you not to continue reading or viewing the images below. Beware of PUNS.
As we are now a few days into 2010, I cannot refrain myself from talking about what showed up on the pathway entrance of our residence. It's big, it's huge, it's enormous, it's massive, it's organic, and it's all natural! Not something to eat!
For those of you who know me very well, I have a very sick sense of toilet humor or anything that has a relationship to fecal matter, farts, vomit, boogers, etc. Anything and everything gross will get a chuckle out of me! I'll admit it. I'm a guy. I laugh at this stuff. Oddly, my parents don't find much humor in these disgusting bodily functions, but I have a wonderful uncle that guided me to the path of bodily function humor. You either laugh or frown in disgust.
I now present to you, "HOLY CRAP!" A one dollar bill was used to emphasize how big this piece of crap is. Had to hold my breath to take this shot and I'm glad I have a zoom lens to shoot this. There is no way I'm getting my nose close this crap!
Good thing I didn't step in it! I am still trying to find out if it was a dog or some large animal. I know we have deer that roam in our area, but I want to say that deer poop would be more vegi looking. This is indeed the poop of a carnivore. Bigfoot perhaps? It can't be human. If it was human, that person must have one big @$$hole (pun intended again)!
I know that there is a Japanese charm out there resembles golden poop since the Japanese pronunciation for "lucky" sounds very similar to the Japanese pronunciation of "poop".
Some Chinese have mentioned that poop symbolizes "wealth!" Heck. I can live with that! Am I wealthy? No! Wishful thinking.
I guess you can stay that my year is starting off crappy! I'm just hoping this is a sign of wealth in the future! I should go buy a lottery ticket.
If you have a very weak stomach or easily offended by disgusting "bodily waste material", then I advise you not to continue reading or viewing the images below. Beware of PUNS.
As we are now a few days into 2010, I cannot refrain myself from talking about what showed up on the pathway entrance of our residence. It's big, it's huge, it's enormous, it's massive, it's organic, and it's all natural! Not something to eat!
For those of you who know me very well, I have a very sick sense of toilet humor or anything that has a relationship to fecal matter, farts, vomit, boogers, etc. Anything and everything gross will get a chuckle out of me! I'll admit it. I'm a guy. I laugh at this stuff. Oddly, my parents don't find much humor in these disgusting bodily functions, but I have a wonderful uncle that guided me to the path of bodily function humor. You either laugh or frown in disgust.
I now present to you, "HOLY CRAP!" A one dollar bill was used to emphasize how big this piece of crap is. Had to hold my breath to take this shot and I'm glad I have a zoom lens to shoot this. There is no way I'm getting my nose close this crap!
Good thing I didn't step in it! I am still trying to find out if it was a dog or some large animal. I know we have deer that roam in our area, but I want to say that deer poop would be more vegi looking. This is indeed the poop of a carnivore. Bigfoot perhaps? It can't be human. If it was human, that person must have one big @$$hole (pun intended again)!I know that there is a Japanese charm out there resembles golden poop since the Japanese pronunciation for "lucky" sounds very similar to the Japanese pronunciation of "poop".
Some Chinese have mentioned that poop symbolizes "wealth!" Heck. I can live with that! Am I wealthy? No! Wishful thinking.
I guess you can stay that my year is starting off crappy! I'm just hoping this is a sign of wealth in the future! I should go buy a lottery ticket.
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