Ever have one of these days?
I'm sure that everyone has a bad day once in awhile. Some have them more than others. Some have bad days everyday (sucks to be you). Some have worse bad days than others. My bad day was more like a day of physical and mental frustration!
The day starts off waking up in the morning with a vice-sqeezing migraine headache and a stomach ache like someone just punched you in the gut. No, it's not a hangover. So to cure the headache, S gives me some Tylenol to take the edge off. As I get out of bed, I run quickly to the toilet. As it sit on the toilet, an explosion of fecal matter exits my anus like an upside down geyser. I'm hating life. A killer headache and drippy @$$hole. I spend some valuable time on the throne only to return to make another drippy deposit. Guess what, we're out of Immodium AD too!
I have some prescription medication ready for pickup at the Hayward Kaiser Hospital Pharmacy. The trek is about 15 minutes away from my residential location. The prescription is for my regular blood pressure and cholesterol medication that I'm on at the early age of 30. I arrive at the Hayward Kaiser only to find that there is no parking available in their garage. After driving around the parking lot garage until I got dizzy; I had another idea. There is a shopping plaza mall across the street. I park across the street and pretend to walk inside one of the shops only to sneak out to cross over to Kaiser.
I wait in line for about 15 minutes in the pharmacy only to find out that my online prescription order did not get placed! The clerk tells me that if I wait another 15 minutes, they can have it ready for me. I wait the 15 minutes and my prescription is ready. As I pay for my medication, my stomach starts to gurgle and I have this urge to release again. I quickly race around in search of public restroom. I didn't have an success. I start to panic.
Then I start walking quickly outside pinching hard. My brisk walk turns into a jog, the jog turns into a sprint. I'm sprinting and pinching across the street again. I see a McDonalds at the corner. Then I literally ran inside the McD's and find the men's restroom. It was dirty and messy in the stall. I didn't care. My concern was to not make a mess inside my pants. As soon as a pulled my pants down and squatted.....it all came out again! I was hating life again! Although I was happy that it was a close call.
After all this action in the bathroom, I decide to clean up and head back home. As I was driving home, I had a craving for a hamburger. Nation's was on my mind....so I head to Nation's Giant Burgers. Placed my order and decide to eat in. I noticed there was only two people working, a cashier and a cook. I sit down and patiently wait for my order to be called. I wait and wait. 20 minutes pass by, and still my order did not get called. I see people picking up their orders.
So I get up and ask..."Where's my order?"
Nation replies, "Oh you picked your order up right?"
I sarcastically reply, "NO! I've been waiting 20 minutes!"
Nations, "Oh, we're sorry, we must have given your order to someone else. Wait another ten minutes."
I reply, "Can I have some sort of discount? Or a coupon?"
Nations, "Sorry, we can't offer that."
I reply, "You should hire more staff!"
So I decide to spend almost nearly 45 minutes at Nation's just for a simple hamburger and order of fries. Talk about quick service for fast food!
I decided to head back home. Just wasn't having a great day. I had terrible service at all the businesses I visited and to top it off; some bowel problems too.
The day starts off waking up in the morning with a vice-sqeezing migraine headache and a stomach ache like someone just punched you in the gut. No, it's not a hangover. So to cure the headache, S gives me some Tylenol to take the edge off. As I get out of bed, I run quickly to the toilet. As it sit on the toilet, an explosion of fecal matter exits my anus like an upside down geyser. I'm hating life. A killer headache and drippy @$$hole. I spend some valuable time on the throne only to return to make another drippy deposit. Guess what, we're out of Immodium AD too!
I have some prescription medication ready for pickup at the Hayward Kaiser Hospital Pharmacy. The trek is about 15 minutes away from my residential location. The prescription is for my regular blood pressure and cholesterol medication that I'm on at the early age of 30. I arrive at the Hayward Kaiser only to find that there is no parking available in their garage. After driving around the parking lot garage until I got dizzy; I had another idea. There is a shopping plaza mall across the street. I park across the street and pretend to walk inside one of the shops only to sneak out to cross over to Kaiser.
I wait in line for about 15 minutes in the pharmacy only to find out that my online prescription order did not get placed! The clerk tells me that if I wait another 15 minutes, they can have it ready for me. I wait the 15 minutes and my prescription is ready. As I pay for my medication, my stomach starts to gurgle and I have this urge to release again. I quickly race around in search of public restroom. I didn't have an success. I start to panic.
Then I start walking quickly outside pinching hard. My brisk walk turns into a jog, the jog turns into a sprint. I'm sprinting and pinching across the street again. I see a McDonalds at the corner. Then I literally ran inside the McD's and find the men's restroom. It was dirty and messy in the stall. I didn't care. My concern was to not make a mess inside my pants. As soon as a pulled my pants down and squatted.....it all came out again! I was hating life again! Although I was happy that it was a close call.
After all this action in the bathroom, I decide to clean up and head back home. As I was driving home, I had a craving for a hamburger. Nation's was on my mind....so I head to Nation's Giant Burgers. Placed my order and decide to eat in. I noticed there was only two people working, a cashier and a cook. I sit down and patiently wait for my order to be called. I wait and wait. 20 minutes pass by, and still my order did not get called. I see people picking up their orders.
So I get up and ask..."Where's my order?"
Nation replies, "Oh you picked your order up right?"
I sarcastically reply, "NO! I've been waiting 20 minutes!"
Nations, "Oh, we're sorry, we must have given your order to someone else. Wait another ten minutes."
I reply, "Can I have some sort of discount? Or a coupon?"
Nations, "Sorry, we can't offer that."
I reply, "You should hire more staff!"
So I decide to spend almost nearly 45 minutes at Nation's just for a simple hamburger and order of fries. Talk about quick service for fast food!
I decided to head back home. Just wasn't having a great day. I had terrible service at all the businesses I visited and to top it off; some bowel problems too.
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